Leaky Flask

I went to LA but the women didn't love me

Lady was not even soft to the touch

I went to LA but the women didn't love me

The women didn't even like me too much

Now when I walk I like to radiate around

Radiate around and back to the sun

Women prefer a menagerie of clowns

Menagerie of clowns despite anyone

Down in the layer of the fifty headed virgins

The fifty headed virgins and the ninja skunk

Down in LA where the women didn't love me

The women didn't lead me back to their bunk

My friend told me I had a leaky flask

My friend told me I need an easy pass

Mom's milk and dad's cheese

Little Bob got killed on a high trapeze

Love me long and kill me good

No single women in my neighborhood

That's a fabulous show

That's a fabulous show

My friend told me I had a smokers cough

My friend told me I'd start a holocaust

That's a fabulous show

That's a fabulous show

When you refind the one you lost

In troubled flashy cause

Angels hiding beneath the rope

With this decisive and only cause, yeah cause