Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

(Mr. Spindel picks it up)

(Mr Spindel:)"Hullo!"

(Student: Whispering) "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"

(Chuckling)

(Mr Spindel:) "Whut!?"

(Student: Whispering) "You're in for a big surprise tomorrow during 5th period!"

(Chuckling)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hey! Who is this!"

(Student Hangs up phone)

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Who is this!?"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Answer me!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Who is this!?"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "For God's sake! Who are you!?"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"

(Dial tone)

[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"

[Recording continues]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"

[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]

[Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Please."

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"

[Bleeping]

[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"

[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]

[Mr. Spindel picks it up]

[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"

[Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."

[Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"

[Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever.

Who have you been talking to?"

[Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"