If Love Was a Plane

She's 98 lbs. workin' down at the Dairy Queen

With an Oval V home perm and braces

And he's long haired, no job and just 19

They've got a baby on the way and

They're off to the races

In love look at 'em go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds

Its best they don't know

If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

At the ivy at lunchtime in Beverly Hills

The paparazzi are gathered outside

'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch

And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight

They're in love look at 'em go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds

It's best they don't know

If love was a plane nobody'd get on

Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercom

Right before we leave the ground

Saying folks thanks for flying with us

But there's a six in ten chance we're goin' down

But that's the strangest thing about this emotion

Even knowing our chances are small

We line up at the gate with our tickets

Thinking somehow we're different

I mean after all

We're in love look at us go

Now what in the world could go wrong?

To hell with the odds we'd rather not know

If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

Ya, if love was a plane nobody'd get on