Mr. Policeman

Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman

Bet I can drive faster 'n you can

C'mon hoss lets have some fun

Go on shoot me with a radar gun

You look bored and I sure am

Catch me if you can

Hey, hey Mr. Policeman

I got a 75 Firebird trans am

With a 455 up under the hood

Me and my brother got it runnin' good

Wake up behind me in a mole grey van

Catch me if you can

Go turn on your blue lights (So pretty)

You know you want to I just flew by

I can see you feel it now

How's my dust taste in your mouth?

C'mon Smokey its time to race

Lets have us a high speed chase

Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman

Chopper in the air and a couple of SWAT vans

That's not fair they're blockin' the road

Now where am I supposed to go?

Time to use my backup plan

Catch me if you can

Hey, hey Mr. Policeman

Bet I can run faster 'n you can

With your big pot belly

And your cowboy boots

100 bucks says you won't shoot

I know these woods like the back of my hand

Catch me if you can

Go on turn on your spotlight (So shiny)

I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you

And I got all night

Theres no way you're keepin' up with me

Just go on back to Krispy Kreme

If you wanna quit I understand

Catch me if you can

Hey hey Mr. Policeman

I said hey hey Mr. Policeman

I'm in the jailhouse now

I'm in the jailhouse now

They told me once or twice

Son, please respect my authority

I'm in the jailhouse now