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Let's all sing together

The Internet is forever

Here we go!

The Internet is forever

(The Internet is forever)

Your grandmother's in an open casket

You're in a suit and shades

You take your iPhone out and you snap it

Hashtag sad day

You ought to be ashamed

Posing in the bathroom mirror

In a skimpy little two piece

On a background there's a toddler

Crying on the toilet seat

You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie

Now why you gotta go and tweet it

When you really oughta just delete it

Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t

You ought to be ashamed (but you're not)

Spring breakin' in Daytona

A middle of a keg stand

It's all fun and games 'til your daddy

(The Internet is forever)

Follows you on Instagram

You ought to be ashamed (that's right)

Of your selfie

(The Internet is forever)

You ought to take that stick

And break it in half

Show a little sense

Show a little class

You took it off your face

But you know you're really showing your ass

Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon

(The Internet is forever)

Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr

But if you're texting some girl you just met

Pictures of your little Brett Favre

You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie

(The Internet is forever)

You ought to be ashamed

Of your selfie

(The Internet is forever)

Let's all sing together

The Internet is forever

Come on, you ought to know better

The Internet is forever

Making out with your professor

The Internet is forever

Make it with a [?]

The Internet is forever

Smoking in your 3rd trimester

The Internet is forever

He said his name was Heather

The Internet is forever

Can that t-shirt get any wetter

The Internet is forever

Where the hell did you get that sweater

The Internet is forever