Sleepin' on the Foldout

Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

But it's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed

She wanted me to go and see her family

But I told her that I had to work

I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early

And she caught me cleanin' fish

Out on our back porch

(And now I'm)

Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

But it's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed

I can't believe they call this thing a mattress

It's two a.m. and I'm wide awake

Lookin' back, I shoulda just been honest

Instead of tellin' her the whole staff

Spent the day out on the lake

(And now I'm)

Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I shoulda known better than to lie

But it's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed