You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You're the reason I'm riding around on recapped tires

You're the reason I'm hanging clothes outside on wires

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

You're the reason I've changed from beer from soda pop

And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need

'Cause when we get ahead, it's just another mouth to feed

You're the reason my good looks and my figure is gone

And that's the reason I got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure is gone

That's the reason that I got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

But looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same