Doghouse

In the world of man in the great rat race

Makes his speeches

Then he does what he please

Winners of the mosh impart their grace

As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese

Chums lots of flies but why should I mind

Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife

Can't get enough of kickin my hiney

Life in the canine world

Cats to chase and a bone to bury

Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place

If I get a piece of tail

I don't want to get married

This is just a doghouse why should I stay

If these folks are crazy

They try to tell me

That they know where it's at

I don't know maybe I'm lazy

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my dog house

So now its time to go work for the man

I work for the man at the taco stand

I keep on grinding like a dog always does

No place to hide for this American dog

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my doghouse

When I frickin find what I'm lookin for

I dig right in and take my place

Maybe I seem crass and crude

But a dog's got to do what a dog got to do

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog

I live like a dog this is my doghouse

I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a

Hydrant on this doggy street

Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me

I want to get laid, but everybody takes me

I'm your dog and you're bitches