Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

Ten years ago I fell in love with an Irish girl

She took my heart

But she went and screwed some guy that she knew

And now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart

Oh, broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy

Oh, broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy

One day I'll go there and win her once again

But until then I'm just a sucker of a guy