You're Humbuggin' Me

You say I haven't been around

The way I dress is a sin

I've been further under the house

Lookin' for eggs than you've ever been

You're humbuggin' me

You're humbuggin' me

I believed all those stories darlin'

Now you're humbuggin' me

You told me darlin' you loved me

You said you'd go through fire or pain

Last week you wrote me a letter

Sayin' "I'll see ya if it don't rain"

You're humbuggin' me

You're humbuggin' me

I believed all those stories

And now you're humbuggin' me

Yeah!

Well when I married you darling

You thought I was a puppet I know

You promised me chicken and pork roast

You give me sour milk and burnt toast

You're humbuggin' me

You're humbuggin' me

I believed all those stories darlin'

Now you're humbuggin' me

Yeah! You're humbuggin' me

Hey yeah! You're humbuggin' me

I believed all those stories darlin'

Now you're humbuggin' me