Kids These Days

Oh kids these days

They don't have respect

They just talk on those cellphones

And listen to their tape cassettes

It's what that teacher said

With disgust in every breath

His students listened carelessly

They were easily unimpressed

He said it with such conviction

Whether truth or fiction

And it went

Round and round

They'd reinvent the wheel

Watch it spin and marvel

At the breakthrough

They had found

Another war to end all wars

Depressions are no more

Gravity works on occasion

It won't always bring you to the floor

A Spanish questionnaire

Conquest through love affair

A trillion here or there

I'm sure it'll work with a little prayer

He said it with such conviction

Whether truth or fiction

And it went

Round and round

They'd reinvent the wheel

Watch it spin and marvel

At the breakthrough

They had found

They'd reinvent the wheel

Watch it spin and marvel

At the breakthrough

They had found

He said it with such conviction

Whether truth or fiction

And it went

Round and round

They'd reinvent the wheel

Watch it spin and marvel

At the breakthrough

They had found

They'd reinvent the wheel

Watch it spin and marvel

At the breakthrough

They had found