If I Had a Time Machine, that Would Be Fresh

My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean

To travel back in time had always been my dream

So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween

AD 33 maybe you would see me

Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy

You tink that's fresh? Well just you wait.

I battle rap Chaucer in 1388

I tell Lincoln, in 1865, going out to plays alone is somewhat unwise

In 1963, I make JFK's day, I say 'before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet okay?'

In 2001, I make the world all right, I go back to 9/11 and cancel all flights

In my time machine, you couldn't get with me

Because E equals this squared MC

My T to the I to the M to the E,

M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,

My T to the I to the M to the E,

M-A to the C-H-I-N-E

Hey Albert Einstein! throw your hands in the air. Props on that whole, Theory of Relativity thing.

My T to the I to the M to the E,

M-A to the C-H-I-N-E,

My T to the I to the M to the E,

M-A to the C-H-I-N-E