Loves on Sale

Haul me up I'm waiting

Oh yeah yes I'm waiting

Waiting now they say for shopping day

I'll pretend that I'm a rich man

And I'll carry it away

Oh yeah it sounds real nice

If you got money, then it's a steal

Give me a dollar, I'll give you a deal

Everybody says that love's on special and sale

And everything you've ever wanted you've got to pay for

It seems so easy and gettable, yes it's real

If you've got money, it's such a steal

Everybody says that love is the number one

But everytime you try to get some, you've gotta buy it

It's all so special, accessible, pretty and nice

It's oh so wonderful, at a price

You can rent a life today

Why worry about the real thing

Pay up now and plug in quick

It's easy to co-ordinate

Just credit card the right idea

Why wait around and contemplate

The hidden cost of what you've got

It's better not to