Fairies Wear Boots

Goin' home, late last night

Yeah Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw

Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, all right now!

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, all right now!

So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me

He said "Son, son, you've gone too far.

'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."

Yeah!