Classic Masher

Saw you coming my way

Put my nose in a book

Some crap that you gave me

Or something that I took,

Man, he looked so good

It had to be ooze leather,

He's so together

Oozing like I never could,

I bet he's a classic masher

He toot toots when he likes the view

Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,

They talk boots while they're laughing at you,

He's playing dumb

While you're looking at clothes,

Straightening his hat

Mr. Shnook ho-hum,

I shoulda shook his hand

I never used to feel bad

Never felt so blue

Guess I never amused you,

I bet he's a classic masher,

He toot toots when he likes the view,

Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

I bet he's a classic masher,

He toot toots when he likes the view,

Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher,

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you

They talk boots while they're laughing at you