Plaster of Paris

You look like a praying mantis

You could say that the bug is man

Big joke or a small disaster

Last chance before they give it the plaster

Paint my picture and I'll paint you

You're not like others you ain't

Running down the hill I thought I passed her

Last chance before they give it the plaster

I can't dance but I don't wanna bore ya

Last line from the cephalaphore

I'll be the son of a son of a son of a bastard

Last chance before they give it the plaster

Big joke or a small disaster

Last chance before they give it the plaster