Doin' as I Seen on My TV

When I was a child

Staring at the tube

I saw sex, violence

and death on the news

One day I saw the Duke kill someone

Daddy said don't worry boy

They're just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

Like them actors I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?

Would you respect me more if I took my life?

I tried to act and my career just flopped

So I beat up my neighbors and I got on Cops

All I want's a million from somebody

Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could rope, shoot, rap and kill

And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

I'd even do a porno flip

Like all them Hollywood chicks

I'm doin' it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie

I thought that it'd be kind of groovy

I thought that'd this impress my lover

And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody pay attention to me

I'm a man I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

Doin' it as I seen on my TV

Hell I'd even do a porno flick

Like my hero Rocky did