Lyrics Right Said Fred

Right Said Fred

Infected

Does this look infected to you?

I'm hoping you'll know what to do

Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse

Does this look infected to you?

Does this look infected to you?

It must be the things that I do

I ain't feeling fab, won't you give me a jab

Does this look infected to you?

Yes I know, I shouldn't put it about alfresco

I've got my brains in my trousers I know

It's got a mind of its own

I'm living the high life with too many low lifes

Now I'm no medical man... but

Does this look infected to you?

I'm hoping you'll know what to do

Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse

Does this look infected to you?

Does this look infected to you?

It must be the things that I do

Give me a jab cos I ain't feeling fab

Does this look infected to you?

Yes it's true, I've got a one-track mind, so do you

And now it's feeding time at the zoo

It's all lager and lime

I'm living the high life with too many low lifes

Now I'm no medical man... but

Does this look infected to you?

I'm hoping you'll know what to do

Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse

Does this look infected to you?

There was a hullabaloo, there was a party or two

But then it all came tumbling down

Bark and miaow, yeah look at me now

I'm a horse on a merry-go-round

There was a hullabaloo, there was a party or two

But then it all came tumbling down

Bark and miaow, yeah look at me now

I'm a horse on a merry-go-round