The Frug

And I can do the frug

I can do the robocop

I can do the freddie

I cannot do the smurf

And I can hate your girl

I can tell ya that she's real pretty

I can take my clothes off

I cannot fall in love

And I can do the frug

I can do the robocop

I can do the freddie

I cannot do the smurf

She cannot do the smurf

And I can watch tv

I can shuffle off to buffalo

I can do a back bend

I will not call you back

And I can start a book

I can make some mac 'n cheese

I can sleep twelve hours

You'll never see my eyes

And I can do the frug

I can do the robocop

I can do the freddie

I cannot do the smurf

She cannot do the smurf

And I can hate your girl

I can tell ya that she's real pretty

I can take my clothes off

I cannot fall in love

You'll never see my eyes

I will not call you back

I cannot do the smurf

I cannot fall in love

I'll never fall in love

I cannot fall in love

I cannot fall in love

I cannot fall in love

I cannot fall in love

And I can do the frug

I can do the robocop

I can do the freddie

I cannot do the smurf

She cannot do the smurf