Give Me What I Want and Give It to Me Now!

Give me what I want

And give it to me now!

Don't be such a holy cow

Everybody knows that

You can't make it happen

Give me what I want

And give it to me now!

Don't be such a greedy sow

Everybody knows that

You have never been down

Especially after

Never having been there

I'm the one who has

And I will tell you this

With a biblical kiss

I will eat you

Your folks

And your kids for breakfast

I'm the one who has

And I will tell you this

That I would never wish

Death upon you

Your cats

Or your throw cushions on Christmas

Especially after

Never having really

Done anything at all

You can't be the one

No you can't be the one

No you can't