Finger Smith

Now this is for amusement purposes only, ha

Be carful of your neighbourhood pick-pocket

Me brednn whe them call name slick

Who this

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Now

Hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole heap a people him pick

Him pick bill fild, money bag, check and wallet

Hand bag and pocket book purse and make-up kit

In a woman bag him thief a lipstick

In a dread locks jacket him thief a chew stick

Behind him ears corner him the boy take a splif

him take three gembelin out a haggler basket

Take a tin a vaseline out of a young girl pocket

Take ten pantyhose about eleventeen slip

Take a gal teeth from under her top lip

Take off a gal hair and leave on the clip

Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish

Strip a gal naked and she don't even feel it

Who do it mr, slick tuper tail bandit

Original finger smith from down in your district (boo)

That's why

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

What is his occupation a big finger smith

A pick pocket tycoon with a healthy profit

Number one in a the business top of the market

Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it

Him have him pick pocket school graduating class about one hundred and six

Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it

And if you graduate first teach them the secret

That's why

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Say him get up this morning at about quarter past six

And try fi get a bus fi go in a him district

A jolly bus draw down in the back where him sit

While the driver put on some reggae music

The money back jingle get him frantic

Him go in a him pocket take out him wallet

Pay him bus fair the ductress no give him no ticket

Him just walk down the corridor every pocket where him pick

Him step off a the bus him feel stylish

And then him feel a cool breeze just lick him private

Him look down de so oh shit

Is like I was a victim of a pick pocket

Them take off him pants and leave on the zip

Them take off him brief and leave the elastic

Take off him balls and leave hair pan it

And leave the two gin-gi fly them a pitch pan him dic

Dionary speaking him couldn't believe it

That's why

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Now

Hole heap a pocket weh him rob a hole heap a people him pick

Him pick bill fild, money bag, check and wallet

Hand bag and pocket book purse and make-up kit

In a woman bag him thief a lipstick

In a dread locks jacket him thief a chew stick

Behind him ears corner him the boy take a splif

him take three gembelin out a haggler basket

Take a tin a vaseline out of a young girl pocket

Take ten pantyhose about eleventeen slip

Take a gal teeth from under her top lip

Take off a gal hair and leave on the clip

Take off a guy shoes and leave the polish

Strip a gal naked and she don't even feel it

Who do it mr, slick tuper tail bandit

Original finger smith from down in your district (boo)

That's why

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

Well who this come catch it the original finger smith

Yur neighbourhood pick-pocket no afraid fi talk it

What is his occupation a big finger smith

A pick pocket tycoon with a healthy profit

Number one in a the business top of the market

Him thief milk out of coffee and proud to say it

Him have him pick pocket school graduating class about one hundred and six

Teach the tricks and the trade and how to make it

And if you graduate first teach them the secret

That's why