Segway Polo

Whoa yeah, Segway Polo

Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet

Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway

scooter

It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah.

Hit the ball into the goal

Because that's how you win at Segway Polo

This is the most intense sport I've ever-

Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen yeah

Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field!

This German dude is really pissed off

Dude, chill out. It's just Segway Polo

Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap

There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo

There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap

Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass!

This guy's going through a mid-life crisis

Segway Polo, heck yeah!

Kid Rock, heck yeah!

Black people, Heck yeah!

Bouncing boobies, HECK YEAH!!!

This guy's waiting for some surprise butt ***

HERE IT COMES!

Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet!

This guy's getting tired of playing Segway Polo

Because standing on a segway is very physically

demanding

Oh snap! It's tied! Have to go to a shoot out!

I'm super excited! They're super excited!

LET'S DO THIS!

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Miss

Shoot

Whoa score!

YOU WIN!

Now hump your teammate!