17 Girls in a Row

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night

and 10 of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill

to clean the wet spot off the bed, yeah, yes I did

The very next day I told the guys,

they flipped me off and said that's all lies

Got to admit I was a little peaved,

Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

What a dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store

and never lost my er****** no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3

and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky

When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head

I don't lie about the girls I screw,

they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

Seventeen girls in a row

Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole

Seventeen girls in a row

When I was done, they were begging for more

I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee

I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray, yeah

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,

then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham

Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,

but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

Sweet, young, juicy pussy

I fucked seventeen girls in a row

Hop on that camel toe

I fucked seventeen girls in a row