Anything Goes

Tie a couple lassos around those tits

Pour syrup on her ass like she`s chicken and grits

Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx

Bring a german shepard on into the mix

Yeah!

Anything goes!

Anything goes!

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole

Send a GoPro up your own butthole

Dress your bitch up like a butch marine

Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean

Yeah!

Anything goes!

I say anything goes!

Break out the whips

Candle wax

Chains and weed whackers

Baby don`t hold back!

Anything goes!

Anything goes!

Fuck you from behind

Fuck you from below

Fuck you from up above

But anything goes with other bitches too

so baby don`t fall in love

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls

Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls

Steal a saturn and fuck an astronauts

Zero G anal and weitghtless cumshots

Anything goes!

Fucking anything goes!

Break out the tanks,

Hand grenades

Minus Charlie Sheen cuz I don`t want AIDS

Anything goes!

Baby anything goes!

Honey anything goes!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, anything goes!