Critter

If you love your lady then here's some good advice

If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice

If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast

So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

Fuck that lady right

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

She won't put up a fight

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys

When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes

Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean

She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem

Then you can

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

Fuck that dancer girl

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

Just like Ron Jeremy would

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

Use your spit for lube

Hit her in the shitter

Treat her like a critter

Screw her poopie too

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)

Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue

Hit her in the shitter

Gotta treat her like a critter

Treat her like a critter

Fuck fuck yeah

Treat her like a critter

Woah, she really likes it

Treat her like a critter

Yeah, my littles slut girl

Treat her like a critter

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

She likes it in the ass

Ooh yeah yeah yeah