Carrot Cake and Wine

I'm looking good, got my shoulders back

A few more drinks, I'm up to dance

I get the eye as I lift my glass,

The first time in six months

She looks again I start to shake

My shoulders twitching, I'm on my way

I glance behind me for safety sake

To see a clock the size of a plane

The night is young more fish in the sea

Who's to say she wasn't looking at me?

I sink my head back into my glass

Get into shape for that first dance

I turn away, I look to the south

I pull my foot from out of my mouth

To my surprise she's standing beside me

Asking if I'd like to dance

I'm standing in a hall of smoke

Her tongues in my mouth, I'd love to choke

Her knight approaches us on foot

He left his side-kick at the brook

He offered me a cigarette I said I'm far too young to smoke

So he tried to entertain me

Told me one more crappy

Joke in my ear, except the joke wasn't clear

Set the joking aside should I run? Should I hide?

Decided to stay, rub it straight in his face

What he thought was the case was an easy mistake

I'd just like to try some carrot cake and wine

Can't I try, taste my carrot cake and wine

Looking good, not looking back

Knight of hers took her off to dance

I get the eye as I lift my glass

But not for the last time

She looks again, too drunk to shake

My legs are twitching, my eyes are fake

I glance behind me for safety sake

To see my girlfriends tongue in the face of a friend

Who was far from a man

Should I hide? Should I run?

Must have seen what I've done

Decided to stay, liked the look on her face

What I thought was the case was an easy mistake

I'd just like to try some carrot cake and wine

Can't I try, taste my carrot cake

Why can't I try?

Why should I lie?

Taste my, try some, buy my

Carrot cake and wine