It's Everything but Partytime

This is the place for celebrating

This is the crowd that's fascinating

This is the time for concentrating

To hear some words worth translating

He's rapping 'bout his meditating

She's dying for some medicating

And though I shouldn't be complaining

What's lacking here is entertaining

We're all looking for a good time

But what we get is empty rhyme

When everything's right but nothing's fine

It's everything but partytime

Talk about decorating

A room that needs sophisticating

When coversations become straining

No one's good at interest feigning