Lyrics The Replacements

The Replacements

Lovelines

Oh, stop it

Slightly overweight girls need sex also

Send your note and desires

Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

Baby, you have been along

I'll read another

As soon as it comes around

Feeling pressure?

Call Lovelines

JD if you need a fishing partner

Please let me know

Visitors welcome instruction

5 generation Master Gin Foon Mark

Hey Ellen

Mark says hi

Tom, what else can I say?

I love you very much

I'm glad we're together

Miss you a lot

Love, Kitten

Oh yeah, oh yeah Kitten

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Lurkin' lizards lyin' under Tanners

Under door 306

Waiting for the return of the crawling king snake

John Lee

Okay

Grin n' bear it

Fantasy Phone Swingers' Hotline

Pure silk, pure seduction

G-strings in petal pink Hell

Attract some women

Scientific formulated

Spray the conductive male hormones

Work, turn the lights off

Oh baby, let's turn our page

Person-to-person

And it's all a bunch of shit

Wednesday, October 13th, 1982

Volume 4, Number 79