Free & Freaky

I'm the kinda guy

Who don't pick up the phone

I sneak around the room

I bitch about and moan

People make me nervous

Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war

She tied a guy up on a leash

I think about it sometimes

While I'm sittin' on the beach

I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

England and France

These cultures are old

The cheese is stinky

And the beer ain't cold

When I go over there I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house

Schemin' in the dark

I'm walkin' all alone

In a bath robe, in the park

I feel a touch of evil

But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA

Alabama

Dali Lama

Baby Mama

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Rude madonna

Benihana

Antique father

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA

Free and freaky in the USA