Call The Police

Uh

Betty was worried about the lover that she has married

And she didn't know what to do

He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead

An' all her worst fears came true

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker

And he never ever broke the law

Thin Miss Lizzy was a kept very busy

And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

And take 'em all away

Lock 'em up

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Louie was a loner and a big time Al Caponer

Doin' all his dippin' from the door

He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ

The sooner he could settle the score

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

And lock 'em up

Help ya, have a birthday, say

Take 'em all away