Barber Shop

Good morning Mister, snip snip snip

With your hair cut just as short as mine

Good morning Mister, snip snip snip

With your hair cut just as short as mine

Bay rum, Lucky Tiger, butch wax, crackerjacks

Shoe shine, jaw breaker, magazine racks

Hangin' round the barber shop, a side-burnin' close crop

Mornin' Mr. Furgeson, what's the good word with ya?

Stayin' out of trouble like a good boy should

I see you're still cuttin' hair, I'm still cuttin' classes

I got a couple passes to the Ringle Bros. Barn Bail circus afternoon

You lost a little round the middle and you're lookin' real good

Sittin' on the wagon â??stead of under the hood

What's the low-down, Mr. Brown, I heard your boy's leavin' town?

I bought myself a Struggle Buggy, sucker's powder blue

Throw me over th' sports page, Cincinnati lookin' good

I always been for Pittsburgh, and I lay you 10 to 1

The Pirates get the pennant and the series â??fore their done

The hair's gettin' longer, you know the skirts are gettin' shorter

And don't you know that you can get a cheaper haircut if you want to cross the border

If your mama saw you smokin', well she'd kick your ass

Now you put it out, you juvenile, and put it out fast

Well, if I had a million dollars, what would I do?

I'd probably be a barber, not a bum like you

Still got your paper route, now that's just fine

And you can pay me double, â??cause you gypped me last time

And don't you know that you can keep a little circus money and spend it on a girl

And just remember that I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world

I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world

Good morning Mister, snip snip snip

With your hair cut just as short as mine

Good morning Mister, snip snip snip

With your hair cut just as short

You got your hair cut just as short

You got your hair cut just as short as mine