Send Me the Manual

Wouldn't it be wonderful

Wouldn't it be sweet

Of people came with manuals

For bein human beings

With photographs and diagrams

For helpin life make sense

Every answer there in the

Table of contents

Thrown in this world alone

To figure out on our own

When to hand in and when to walk out

How to go on when you've lost someone you love

Who to believe and who not to trust

Where to find hope when your dreams all turn to dust

Send me the manual

I need the manual right now

Send me the manual

And show me how...

A little unstable

Seem to be walkin backwards

Losin in general

Is there a number that I can call

Cause I'm not gettin it at all

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When to hand in and when to walk out

How to go on when you've lost someone you love

Who to believe and who not to trust

Where to find hope when your dreams all turn to dist

Send me the manual

I need the manual right now

Send me the manual

And show me how...

How to be tender, how to be strong

How to forgive what our parents did wrong

When to be silent, when to speak up

How to tell the difference between sex and love

Send me the manual

I need the manual right now

Send me the manual

And show me how