Screw the Ocampa!

We were in the badlands one day

Chasing B'elanna and Chakotay

We were wizzed then to the delta quadrant

Fuck, that's far away

I wanna go home, please let me go home

I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'

The caretaker had an array

That could get us home safe

But Janeway, that ignorant slut

She blew it away

I wanna go home, please let me go home

Drop me off at a worm hole, I wanna go home

So now I'm stuck here for years

In the delta quadrant, I fear

With the kazon and hirogen and a brother with pointy ears

I wanna go home, please let me go home

Talaxian chicks are ugly, I wanna go home

So hoist up the aft nacelles

See how the warp core burns

Tell Janeway to go to hell

I wanna go home

I wanna go home, please let me go home

I say 'screw the Ocampa, I wanna go home

I say 'fuck the Ocampa, I wanna go home.'