Happy Hour

I'm like Stevie Ray Vaughan on the stage, high on music

Teeth grindin', sweatin' under the lights

But then my boss calls and she's crushin' me with a 20 ton weight

Just like in Monty Python

Somebody left on the sink, it's still running

My eyes are gonna overflow

I need a happy hour on sad days (sad days)

I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait)

I'm like Ponce de Leon setting on a ship for the new world

Checking out the birds and flowers

Let's chill out on this island, I've been

Sucking on a lime and coconut, coconut

I think I could stay here for the rest of my life

Please, don't ever make me go home

I need a happy hour on sad days (sad days)

It's my happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait)

Maybe I'll meet a scientist in sweatpants and a hair tie

We'll conversate about rare birds and MIDI keyboards

And we'll slow dance, head on my shoulder

Swing back and forth and my friends are gonna smile

Everything's gonna be alright

It's my happy hour on sad days (sad days)

I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait)

I need a happy hour, to save me

Maybe I'll meet a scientist in sweatpants and a hair tie

We'll conversate about rare birds and MIDI keyboards

And we'll slow dance

I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait)