My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

Sweet, comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Oooh, mmm

Your looks are laughable

Un-photographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little bit weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Don't, baby don't, don't you change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's...

Each day is Valentine's Day

Stay, little valentine, stay

Stay, stay, yeah yeah

Each day is Valentine's...

Each day is Valentine's Day