Radioactive Introduction

The United States Army has issued a warning

Three nuclear bombs have been launched from North Korea and will hit

Orlando, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, and New York City, New York

This will expire at 5 o'clock A.M. Eastern Standard Time

Please get to an underground shelter or a fallout shelter immediately

Once again, three nuclear bombs have been launched by North Korea

And will hit Orlando, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, and New York city, New York

This will expire at 5 o'clock A.M. eastern standard time

I am, I am the American Eagle, eyes of a sparrow,

Right hand branch, left hand arrow

Chasing a dollar, in an Impala

White trash heart-throb, mellow yellow

Drinkin' hard liquor, broads get on my level

I'm hotter than the bottom side of of a whistlin' kettle

They threw a mountain at me, I got hit with a pebble

They sent me to hell and I shit on the devil

Tried to bury my Chevy box but I won’t buckle

Hey that's a deep hole bitch, bring a long shovel

I'm long gone, I'm grown-up and I'm gonna cut you

With a chrome blade if you wanna play then homes fuck you!

Fuck you til you can't take a shit,

Yea I'ma fuck everybody tsunami, better anchor the ship

And aim for the ankles and wrists, I came for the dangerous shit

I claim to be named for the hits, the game is a chain that I grip

Slain from the pain of a trip it took to see Wayne in a whip

I became what I came to get the change for the change

I give a quarter for your thoughts, pre'ciate the contribution

Slumerican, I depreciate the Constitution

Alleviate the crew when I leave a page in ruins

To each his own I guess I own each and every room in

The house I built is full of hopes no "ifs"

So I stand with a giant like a king, no stilts

If I'm generation X I'm selling X no pills

Dope man choppin' up lines ya don't sniff - You read 'em

I'm bringin' back booklets and hook-less lyrics

So you can be certain just in case you didn't hear it

The "what he say's", "come again's", "what is that"

Come to Earth, touchdown! I might be your running back

Because you hollered "run it back"

Stay cool enough to wear toboggan's as a summer hat

Steady on the drum I rap, hope there's no one under that

Rock that I roll mosh-pit thow'd,

Girls on ya shoulders get topless at the shows

Fuck your mop and glow, can't mop a dirt road

It only makes mud, raised around deer I know how to chase bucks

Baby sitter 16 taught me how to make fuck... at 7

I been raising hell so I can make it to heaven

Pick up a 2 liter but I only need the plastic

Know how to make bombs with aluminum and acid

Butterfly effect of a hurricane's magic

Tornado path in the rear view mirror of my 87 classic

I'm talkin' bout Gadsden,

Look mama no hands, I'm radioactive!