Wouldnit

Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine?

Cool and slinky with an appropriate smile

Honey, I take sugar, two

While he's ranting and raving

Could you pass that cream?

I was looking to have a cupa tea

Instead I freeze

Seeing his next move, is it grabbing my hair?

Or bushing my tush

Till there's no scream left?

Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit?

Mmm

Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero?

Standing fast and easy with an appropriate grin

Brother, not that way, they'll take you away

Mmm, give me your gun

It's no use to anyone

Instead I freeze

Seeing if I shut up and stay real still

Maybe he wont kill

At least not me

Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit?

Mmm

Wouldn't it be nice to be a star?

Shinin' and sparklin', looking down the whole and plenty

Being looked up with a telescope

While my sisters busy cutting the rope

Daddy, you can't touch me

Mommy, you can't hate me

I'm a star, get it?

Instead I froze

And I let them, I let them

I let them pick my brain

Twist my arm, cut my throat

And wish me dead

But I'm still thinking

Wouldn't it be nice to be a star?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit, wouldnit?

Wouldnit?