Pluto

With depravity I break laws of gravity

Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

I go boldly through space and time

The skies the limit but they're limiting the sky

I break orbit by habit, ignite satellites and leave rings round the planet

A flying ace like that beagle

Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

'Cause their discovery don't cover me

The immigrant's been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

'Cause small minds can't see past Uranus

But I shun their rays, 'cause stuns just a phase

And my odyssey runs in two thousand and one ways

And I can see clearly now like Hubble,

Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal

It's a planet

Who you represent? I represent the smallest planet

Attorney in this tourney versus those who've tried to ban it

If you don't agree go see Interplanet Janet

'Cause sun is star, like Pluto is planet

Lend me all your ears and let me state my case

About all the types of satellites you must embrace

'Cause like my parents, great grandparents

This planet was an immigrant

To deport it makes no sense

It's an upstanding member of the solar system

Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim

Of Proposition 187

When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

I will damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot

Support your Lilliput, cause simply put

Pluto is a planet