Two Girlfriends
I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about one
Two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about
Yeah, yeah, I'm back again
Throw a hashtag in front of the trend
Huffing and Puffing so let me in
I just need a little bit of medicine
Oh no, strap on my sneakers
You don't need to play
Watch from the bleachers
Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures
Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'
I'm sorry, I gotta do this here
But you hang with dicks
Like a pubic hair
With an icy stare
Got it worse than my deuce
Got me rock hard
Shootin' off 'zooka
Yeah, yeah, I said it to
This is like no edit; undo
What the fuck did I get myself into?
(Wish I knew)
I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about one
Two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about
It ain't over till' the fat lady sings
And Adele ain't on this track
Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've
Black and Yellow
Bourbon Mustard
Not even just a little bit flustered
Write it all down on the way to the bus stop
Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut
Thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"
Haha, this is blasphemy
Get away with it
Like Casey Anthony
Mixed in chemicals
This is alchemy
Drunk as fuck
Hold a kid off the balcony
Zombie Killer
Manilla envelope
Being dragged in the middle
Girlfriend sitter
I'm a high space shitter
What?
I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about one
Two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about
I said I'm back
Lindsay Lohan
Watch me ride this track
No hands
Cause' I've been on the bike
Been around the block
Like every other night
Yeah, till' the sun burns out
Zombie style
Words out our mouth
Dead
And I'll leave em' squirming
No protection
Rick Santorum
Haha, Damn near wrecked em'
Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum
You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum
Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them
Coming."
Yeah, we hut the ground running
Goddamn now ain't that something
I used to have two girls
Now I got nothing
I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about one
Two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about
I used to have two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about one
Two girlfriends
Now I got none
'Cause my number two girl
Found out about