Where Are You, Bambi Woods?

You never were a beauty queen

Who dreamed she'd hit the silver screen

But Mr. Greenfeld paid you good

Where are you, Bambi Woods?

You looked around the cowboy town

And put your hat and pom-poms down

You had your share of Hollywood

Where are you, Bambi Woods?

No, Dallas ain't a place to live

And let alone a place to raise a kid

So fuck your old neighborhood

Where are you, Bambi Woods?

Now even if you blondes have more fun

You're also some kind of joke

But you don't seem that dumb to me

Did you know that Marilyn once spoke:

"a smart girl leaves before she is left"

Are you alive in NYC?

Cause others say that you OD'ed

Either way you're gone for good

God bless you, Bambi Woods

Bye bye now, Bambi Woods