Grandpa Phone Home

Such a normal day at suburb life

Me and my wife

Eggs and tea for breakfast

Grab the clothing from the closet door

Bow tie and jumpsuit

Waking up the neighbours with a bang

Little Winston scares me with his fangs

Out of my way, tell me what you have done

Grandpa is gone

He went for a ride across the universe

He thought that he'd become Buzz Aldrin

Now he is gone, what will we do?

He's joined the Cosmic Zoo

The doorbell rang and I ran down the stairs

To see who's there

My, who might that be?

I open up and saw this ugly face

A man from space?

He gave me this postcard

I'm not coming home, it's all the same

I don't regret a thing, I feel no shame

You should've seen me dancing waltz with a E.T

Come visit me

He went for a ride across the universe

He thought that he'd become Buzz Aldrin

Now he is gone, what will we do?

He's joined the Comic Zoo

Then one day something grew up in my backyard

A rocket built by my own son

He said that I don't wanna be here anymore

Down here on earth I'll find no fun

Where can you be?

Are you alone?

Can't you call me on the phone and in my dreams?

I would moan

Grandpa, please come home

Please come home to me

(solo)

He went for a ride across the universe

He thought that he'd become Neil Armstrong

Now he is gone, what will we do?

He's joined the Cosmic Zoo