Country Boy's Tool Box

Sit down, honey, gotta have us a talk

Your man is a little upset

There's a couple of things

That's been missing

And I ain't found 'em yet

I ain't pointing no fingers

Ain't layin' no blame

And I don't wanna lose my cool

But you just don't fool

With a country boy's tool

Tool box

Now did I hear you right

You loaned 'em out

To the neighbor down the road

Hey, I'd just as soon

You'd let him have my ole bird dog

Or my favorite fishing pole

Now there's one little lesson

That they just don't teach in school

You just don't fool

With a country boy's tool

Tool box

It was handed down

From my daddy's dad

Back in nineteen forty-two

And they may be rusty

And they might be old

But they're kinda like

My family jewels

Honey, I love you

But there's something else too

That I care about a heck of a lot

Oh, you just, just don't fool

With a country boy's tool

Tool box

Now I don't wanna hurt

Your tender heart

And I really do understand

That a friend in need

Is a friend indeed

And you offer a helping hand

But if something gets broke

And it's gotta be fixed

Well, I don't blame you know who

'Cause you just don't fool

With a country boy's tool

Tool box