Honky Tonk If You Love Country

I reckon there's one near your hometown

An old cinder block building looks a-half torn down

Just hang a left down the lost highway

Keep going till you see the signs that say

Honky tonk, if you love country

Honky tonk, your whole life long

Honky tonk, if you love country

That's what keeps this country strong

Them little ladies in the kitchen can't be beat

They've got your hard-boiled eggs and your pickled pig feet

Don't you try to order no imported beer

That truck only runs from St. Louie to here

Honky tonk, if you love country

Honky tonk, your whole life long

Honky tonk, if you love country

That's what keeps this country strong

All the girls get frisky on Friday night

When the band starts playing don't you be surprised

We do things different when we start to rock

Yeah, we hop on the hip and we hip on the hop

Honky tonk, if you love country

Honky tonk, your whole life long

Honky tonk, if you love country

That's what keeps this country strong

We'll be the life of the party at the party of your life

You might even meet your next ex-wife

Ain't no better place for you to be

In the home of the brave and the land of the free

Honky tonk, if you love country

Honky tonk, your whole life long

Honky tonk, if you love country

That's what keeps this country strong

Honky tonk, if you love country

Honky tonk, your whole life long

Honky tonk, if you love country

That's what keeps this country strong