When All Those Aggies Move To Austin

You're the devil's daughter in disguise

So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes

You must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue

Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you

When all those Aggies move to Austin

And Beaumont is covered in snow

When the wind don't blow in Amarillo

Darlin' then you can come back home

You sure can shake your little round behind

But your hour glass figure won't buy my time

You know how to work it Lord knows it's worked before

This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door

When Fort Worth is east of Dallas

And Texans forget the Alamo

When Lubbock opens up a ski resort

And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow

When all those Aggies move to Austin

And Beaumont is covered in snow

When the wind don't blow in Amarillo

Darlin' then you can come back home

But don't hold your breath

Then you can come back home