So Hip It Hurts

Do you remember when men wore skirts?

(So hip)

In kipper ties like jealous flirts

(So hip)

In calico and in brocade shirts

So hip it hurts

Do you remember when girls wore slacks?

(So hip)

Traffic stops, men get heart attacks

(So hip)

Seems so strange that they took it like that

So hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it

She's so hip, so hip it

They're so hip, so hip it hurts

So hip it

Whose the girl with the kin ski eyes?

(So hot)

They kind of face you could idolize

(So what)

The kind of shape that gets advertised

So hip it hurts

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsy

Got to admit even though it hurts me

She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it

She's so hip, so hip it

They're so hip, so hip it hurts

So hip it hurts, so hip it

(So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so)

He's so hip, so hip it

She's so hip, so hip it

They're so hip, so hip it hurts

So hip it hurts, so hip it

He's so hip, so hip it

She's so hip, so hip it

So hip, so hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it