The Power of Persuasion

Cock a snoot

Loop the loop

Hock the hula-hoop

But now it yo-yo`d back again

Shiver me timbers

Just jumped ship with a little faith

We could win the championship

Parachute substitute, problem is it`s sooo cute

Workless, cashless, hungry and in debt

Outta house, outta home, outta pocket

They persuade you

That they made you then betrayed you

And they blame you with the power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

You bought the troll

You bought the gonk

You took it home, and put it on a pedestal

We needed a savior

But from its behavior

Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial?

Tax deductible. Cash corruptible

Never the less another pool swimmer

Penniless dog tooth check

Cash and carry, find a girl

Settle down and marry

They persuade you

That they made you

The proclaim

And they`ll maim you with the power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

I sold the Eskimo snow

Build the skyline outta play do

Persuading you that monochrome is dayglo

With the power of persuasion