Two Elixirs

He wakes up in the early, early morning

He takes his first elixir

It makes his brain speed up

And he works all day 'til he's done

And then the whistle blows

And he wakes in a bad mood

So he takes his next elixir

And now he smiles and he cheers

And he feels real happy

Wants to dance the night away

And then he wakes up

and he looks in the mirror

And he says

"This has got outta hand

I look like I'm 50 years old

and rather feel like I'm hit by a truck"

And he swears he's

gotta kick the elixirs

Still he has to get through the day

And so he smiles and he swears

and he gulps the next bottle

Wants to dance the night away

He wakes up in the early, early morning

He takes his first elixir

It makes his brain speed up

And he works all day 'til he's done

And then the whistle blows

And he wakes in a bad mood

So he takes his next elixir

And now he smiles and he cheers

And he feels real happy

Wants to dance the night away