Ode To the Armed Services

Andy's gonna be a marine

He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans

He'll be out there digging a latrine

'cause Andy's gonna be a marine

Andy's gonna be a marine

He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen

He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine

'cause Andy's gonna be a marine

I can crush you! I can pound you!

It'll be so nifty

The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and

"Gimme Fifty!"