Bad Boyfriend

Why don't you pick up after your done?

I'm not your slave

I'm not your mother

I'm not your maid

I mean I've got a life too

So fuck you!

Why can't you be nicer to my friend?

They're gonna be here soon

Last time they were here

You just sat in the bedroom

Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou

Fuck you!

Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class?

I only took it 'cause you like moo shu

Fuck you!

I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately

Fuck you!

Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off

Fuck you!

I had the beer at work, for God's sake

Fuck you!

By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tomorrow?

Fuck you!

I was just kidding, I want to hang out with you

Why don't you ever take me to a play?

Or a museum?

There's an art gallery two blocks away

And we've never been there

We always do what you want to do

Fuck you!

You didn't notice

I got new throw pillows for the sofa

You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue

Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me?

You take me for granted

Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?

I always try to look my best and you should too

Fuck you!

Why won't I ever get out of this relationship?

You're such a jerk

The only thing you do right is

Tell me that you love me

Well, I guess I love you too

But fuck you!

Seriously