Crazy Love

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot

And all my conversations are being recorded

And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me

And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago

Ha-Ha-Ha

And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road

Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player

And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met before

And force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on

My back

It's very pretty, baby

Well you must have been sent from up above

You're all that I can think of

You're just as psychotic as me

My crazy love

Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night

And I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Blah bloo blah bloo bloo

Thank you

And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather

And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years

I believe you sugarpie

'Cause our love is right on track

I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact

Don't forget to take your Prozac

My crazy love

Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there

Oh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear

I didn't care

Babe I know I never had a job

'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people

'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' information

They can't fool you, sweetheart

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house

To the ground

But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and

Questioned you

I ain't no fink, dollface

'Cause we know that it's true

Only I could love you

We both eat with our hands

My crazy love

My crazy, crazy love

Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby

I feel the same way

Would you throw some macaroni on me

Oh yeah, here you go

These lyrics are brought to you courtesy of ~JillyWilly~